Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Problems While Traveling Abroad

Lee suggested that with all of my upcoming travels (and a new trip added to the books - I'll get into that later), I should become a travel writer.

This is an excellent idea, and I already have a slant.

You know blogs like White People Problems, White Whine, and First World Problems? Totes genius, right? Like seriouslyshutup.

Here's my idea: Problems While Traveling Abroad. Things like:

Ugh. Our Marriott points will only cover our stay if we go to the expensive hotel, not the artsy "local" hotel we wanted to stay in.

We can go to Palermo or Santorini. Which one has free wifi?

They only had chardonnay for the complimentary wine on board so I had to get Dewars.

There's still a $25 check bag fee for a $3,000 flight.

The five star buffet doesn't have skim milk, only 2%.

Room service is only available until 10pm.

The jacuzzi is under repair.

I need at least a day or two off after vacation to recover from the jet lag.

You know. Stuff like that.

I can't wait.


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