Election Night Coverage Commentary

Politics. Only the important stuff:

"O'Malley's daughter is hot."

"His wife looks concerned. No- now she's happy. No, wait, concerned?"

"Where is this taking place in Federal Hill? I think I would notice a large crowd in the neighborhood. They have lighting rigged up. Where is this? The park? I didn't see anybody over there."

"She's got to be, what- 19? At least. She's really hot."

"Look at Elijah Cummings...what a happy man. He is totally wearing a shiny suit. He brought that out special."

"Or maybe I just think she's hot because her dad is powerful."

"Seriously- there are a LOT of people there. Where IS this?"

"That guy in the back comes into Metro. He's intense. He even looks intense."

"HOW SHORT IS BARBARA MIKULSKI?!"

"Maybe she looks that short because she's standing next to O'Malley? How tall is he, like 6 feet?"

"No way, O'Malley is like 5'10". Mikulski is like 4'8". She is a tiny, tiny woman."

"I often get attracted to girls who have power. Maybe she's not really that hot."

"Is this at the 8x10? Or AVAM? WHERE IS THIS TAKING PLACE? The news crew says 'Federal Hill,' but I'm IN Federal Hill and I do not see this giant crowd!"

"Stephanie Rawlings-Blake looks tired."

"Really? I think SRB is looking good."

"She's gorgeous. Too much make-up, though."

"Wake up, SRB! O'Malley is going to win!"

"Ehrlich is going down."

"WHERE IS THIS TAKING PLACE?"

"I mean, she looks pretty hot right now. If I didn't know her dad was O'Malley I'd probably still think that she's hot. I think."

"SRB might be coming down with the flu."

"HOW SHORT IS BARBARA MIKULSKI??"

"Wouldn't it be funny if this was taking place at Ropewalk? And ironic?"

"I love Elijah Cummings. He just looks so joyful. In his shiny suit."

"Do you think O'Malley's daughter is hot?"

"She's NINETEEN."

"So?"

"You're like....way older."

"So?"

"Is this at Ropewalk? No way they could fit that many people in there."

"I think it's a the Museum of Industry."

"That's not in Federal Hill. It's like...downtown."

"It is not, it's on Key Highway."

"SRB is so tired of standing there."

"Where is that phantom arm coming from?"

"I think O'Malley won."

"Oh, good."

"Awesome."

"SRB looks happier."

"Elijah Cummings looks shiny. And happy."

"O'Malley's daughter looks hot."

"Barbara Mikulski looks short."

"WHERE IS THIS BEING FILMED?"

Fin.